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SS: The following piece of writing is purely satirical and hypothetical. It does not resemble any person/object or situation in reality, any similarity to real life person/object should be taken as a pure co-incidence. Getting an over-head projector (OHP) in any normal college is one simple thing. Go and visit the staff room, and swap your ID card for the projector. Plug in the wires, adjust the focus and you are done. An excellent substitute for black-board notes, making lives of so many teachers across the globe easier. Not to forget the benefits of the same to the students who don’t have to burn their retinas in comprehending the caricatures, I mean diagrams, made by their teachers on the black-board. When it comes to an engineering college in MU, there is a twist in everything, right from the first day in the college. You are made to sign a self-imposed imposition; I mean the admission form of course, of ‘Imprisonment in the institution for 4 years or more for some special out-stan...

This is an aftermath of Real Madrid’s elimination from the Champions League. Real Madrid were eliminated from the Europe’s elite competition in the pre-quarters by Olympique Lyonnais (commonly known as Lyon) by a scoreline of (1-2; 0-1 away and 1-1 at home). It took the whole footballing world by a shock, and its after-effects were felt even ‘near’ me. This gave me the stimulus to write this blog/article. Cristiano Ronaldo, Ricardo Kaka’, Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos (who played the game) in addition to Karim Benzema, Xabi Alonso will surely be listed in the world’s best playing footballers in present-day listings. Coupled with an immaculate coaching staff under the leadership of shrewd and eminently known Pellegrini, one may call it a near-dream team. President Florentino Perez’s arrival last season meant that Real Madrid is going to aim for the sky this year… and as usual fall on the ground hurt. Such ‘big-name’ players won the support and loyalty of many fans across the globe, and mo...

This Maths Test Can Predict Your Role Model, inspiration, God father in your Life. Try it without looking at the Answer.! Pick 1 Favourite No. from 1-9 Then Use that no. Multiply by 3. Then Add 3, then x3 Again.. You’ll get a 2 digit no. or a Three digit. Add the digits. Now with that No. See Who Your IDOL is from the List below :.. 1. Einstein 2. Swami vivekanandha 3. Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam 4. Rajni kanth 5. Bill Gates 6. Mahatma Gandhiji 7. AR Rahman 8. Adolf Hitler 9. Ashutosh Deshpande 10. Sachin Tendulkar Though I Knew it already, Thank You.! (courtesy: Ajay Pawar)

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(Please note this article/thesis’ sanity remains constrained only in India and applicable only to Indians.) In India, an Indian is either a Hindu, or a Muslim, or a Christian, or a Jain or a Buddhist….. or a Secularist. And India is a Secular country. My title, ain’t so thought provoking. It’s simple, you cannot be or at least not claim to be, a Hindu/Muslim (etc.) and secularist at the same time. The word secular was interpolated in our constitution by an amendment in 1976. I remember saying this to one of my secular friend who chided me for using jargons like amendment and interpolation. To answer him I have to say that these are matchless words which best describe the situation. Amendment is a change made to the constitution by a parliamentary bill/order. Interpolation is an addition/append made to the constitutional literacy. It means the word secular wasn’t mentioned in the constitution by the constitution framers, dated back to late 40’s. My point of argument is th...

Abdul . Rahim. Telgi to a reporter (Solapur, 29 th July ‘09) (Translated 4m Marathi to English by me [ J ]) Rep: Sir, why are you here ART: Dunno, they call’d in for a ‘Khandani’(security money of that sort) case… Rep: Are you guilty this time *shrugs*??? (ART *Rebukes the claim, quite hilariously*) ART: I have done scandals of crores and including politicians *smiles*,then do you think I have time to do such ‘kirkol’ (meaning trivial) crimes….*starts laughing* Reporters and Police officers present at the site, all, burst in laughter LMAO…. Our Politicians must take a lesson from this criminal

Following is the list of Government schemes and projects; universities and educational institutions; ports and airports; National parks and sanctuaries; sports tournaments, trophies and stadia; hospitals and medical institutions; national scientific and research institutions; University chairs, scholarships and fellowships; festivals; roads and buildings named after three members of the Nehru Gandhi family, Rajiv Gandhi, Indira Gandhi and Jawaharlal Nehru, which has been submitted to the Election Commission . This list includes most of the projects, schemes and institutions funded by the Union Government and the Governments in the States. Central 1 Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana; 2 Rajiv Gandhi National Drinking Water Mission; 3 Rajiv Gandhi National Crèche Scheme for the Children of Working Mothers, Department of Women & Child Development; 4. Rajiv Gandhi Udyami Mitra Yojana; 5 Indira Awas Yojana 6 Indira Gandhi National Old Age Pension Scheme; 7 Jawaharlal Nehru Urban R...